Pixel Steve
$JOBS
One more thing.
> IT'S HERE. CLAIM YOUR $JOBS
HOW $JOBS WORKS
01 YOU BUY OR SELL $JOBS The pool is $JOBS ⇄ tokenized AAPL on Robinhood Chain. Your position is denominated in Apple stock.
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02 THE CONTRACT TAKES 2% flap.sh Tax Token V3. Buy and sell rates are set independently — that's the whole point of V3.
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03 THE TAX AUTO-SWAPS INTO AAPL The contract accumulates the collected tokens and periodically liquidates them into the quote asset. No treasury multisig. No trust required.
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04MARKETING WALLET Funds the push, per the on-chain split.
05HOLDER DIVIDENDS Distributed to holders in AAPL.
EVERY PARAMETER IS READABLE ON-CHAIN · buyTaxRate() · sellTaxRate()
Pixel Steve presenting the mechanism

$JOBS?

$JOBS IS LITERALLY A MEME COIN.
PAIRED WITH TOKENIZED AAPL ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN.
NO UTILITY. NO ROADMAP. NO PROMISES.
NO EXPECTATION OF FINANCIAL RETURN.
JUST ONE MORE THING.

It's always
one more
thing

Who controls the apple,
controls the universe

How to buy

  1. Get any EVM wallet and add Robinhood Chain.
  2. Bridge in and pick up the quote asset — tokenized AAPL.
  3. Open flap.sh, paste the contract address, verify it on the explorer.
  4. Set slippage above the tax rate or the tx reverts. Then go outside.
CONTRACT ADDRESS — LIVE AT LAUNCH

The tax

The App Store took 30%. We take 2%

flap.sh Tax Token V3 charges an independent rate on buys and sells. The contract accumulates it, liquidates it into tokenized AAPL, and splits the proceeds between the marketing wallet and holder dividends — all on-chain.

BUY TAX2% SELL TAX2% QUOTE ASSETAAPL (tokenized)

Verify it yourself: buyTaxRate() and sellTaxRate() are public view functions. Don't take a website's word for it. Especially not this one.

Tech specs

TICKER$JOBS CHAINRobinhood Chain PAIRED WITHAAPL — the only pairing that's canon LAUNCHPADflap.sh — Tax Token V3 SUPPLY1,000,000,000 $JOBS DISPLAYRetina candles BATTERYUp to 18 hours of conviction PORTSOne. Courage. IN THE BOX$JOBS. A turtleneck. No charger.

Why AAPL?

Every stock-pair coin so far has been a dog standing next to a ticker. $JOBS/AAPL is the only pairing that's canon — he built the company, he built the stock, and now the stock is his collateral.

It also means your position is denominated in Apple stock. When AAPL moves, your quote asset moves with it. That cuts both ways.

Is there a roadmap?

There's a slide that says "One more thing." and then the presenter walks off stage. That's the roadmap. Anyone promising you more than that on a memecoin is doing a different kind of lying.

Should I buy this?

Probably not. It's a memecoin. No cash flow, no utility, no team obligation to you, and a realistic chance of going to zero. If you buy it anyway, size it like the entertainment expense it is.